Status Symbol Enthusiast Pillows

'Great idea you had! Its easy to see why you're the CEO at wealth-management.'

Two English university students

"You're always telling me to share, Dad. So, how come Mom never gets to hold the remote?"

"Yes, Justin is a college dropout, but he's a dropout from a very prestigious university."

"I can't believe it, but I'm actually looking forward to my high school reunion."

IVF Slut

'Are you not looking at my bird?'

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"40,- Euros per night?! Don't be silly, Albert! How can I show off with such a cheap hotel?"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Peace Locked in a Cage

Anti-war libra.

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

New life (organ donation)

That should get you motivated.

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"I don't do intimidation"

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'