Status Chaser Mugs

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'People want to work with city firms, they trust us, they're impressed by the offices...the status!'

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

"We have achieved something. Instead of simple garbage we've got prosperity garbage!"

"I'd like something that says I'm RICH... really, REALLY rich."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The Salesman

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Breakthrough

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Men can show their emotions!

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."