"Boy, boys. You're getting loud and no one gives a damn how big your salaries used to be."
Status Symbol Chaser Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates a love for status symbols in a fun and witty way? Our collection is perfect for someone who enjoys showcasing their aspirations with a lighthearted touch. From clever prints to stylish accessories, find something that matches their ambitious and playful spirit.
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
WiFi Signals
'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'
"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
"He's deliciously vintage."
The Birth of a Lawsuit
'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'
Letter writing lady.
'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'
Tango
"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."
'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'
'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'
"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"
"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."
Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport
"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"
"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."
"I don't do intimidation"
"I never thought I'd get married again."
Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.
The National Conversation Starts Here
'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'
"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"
"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"
"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"
"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
Plumbing Company Executive
"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."
"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."
Status Symbol Chaser Gifts Collection
Status Symbol Chaser Mugs
Discover more witty and stylish mugs designed for those who love chasing status symbols, perfect for every coffee and tea moment.
Status Symbol Chaser Pillows
Find pillows that add humor and personality to any space, celebrating the playful pursuit of status.
Status Symbol Chaser Prints
Browse prints that cleverly showcase the fun side of ambition, ideal for brightening up their home or office.
Status Symbol Chaser T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts that celebrate the fun and fashionable side of chasing success with a humorous twist.