THE BATTLE OF THE BILGE...My yacht's bigger than your yacht
Status Symbol Chasers Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with the relentless pursuit of status? Our collection for status symbol chasers features clever, stylish items that showcase ambition, confidence, and a touch of humor. Perfect for those who love to stand out and make a statement. Whether it's a fun mug, a bold tee, or a luxurious accent for their space, you'll find something that matches their energetic drive. Celebrate the go-getters and high achievers with a gift that shows you understand their winning spirit.
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'
"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."
I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
Big Shot/Bigger Shot.
'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'
'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'
'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'
'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'
"He's deliciously vintage."
'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'
Parents start infant on the way to fame.
"Does this desk make my job look big?"
Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.
"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."
"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"
Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.
'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'
'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'
"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"
'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'
"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."
"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"
"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"
"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."
Sports car style baby buggy.
"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."
'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'
Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport
'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'
"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."
Status Symbol Chasers Gifts Collection
Status Symbol Chasers Mugs
Discover more fun and clever mugs for status symbol chasers that add personality and humor to their coffee break.
Status Symbol Chasers Pillows
Find pillows that celebrate ambitions and add a witty touch to their living space.
Status Symbol Chasers Prints
Browse our prints that reflect the drive and determination of status symbol chasers.
Status Symbol Chasers T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts perfect for those who love to showcase their ambition and style in everyday wear.