Status Seekers Gifts

Class reunion of money and talent.

The Burbs

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

"Hello, Dynomite Tattoo Company? I have an idea...a tatoo for guys everywhere...something that when applied will impress all of their friends and especially girls. I call it Baldo's Phonee Hickee Stickee."

Entering Big Bucks County

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'A lot of people may have a gold card, but not one that's mad of REAL gold!'

'Doris, I need help deciding which wallet to flash at my lunch meeting.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"I'm a lot more ambitious than you Dad! I don't just want to be the King of the Jungle, I want to be an emperor!"

"How can I feel validated without my own security detail?"

Butterfly Woman

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Ego Increasing School

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.