Social Status Enthusiasts Gifts

"Do you mean to say that, for the last fifteen years, we've been trying to keep up with each other?"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"I don't do intimidation"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

The Burbs

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

"How can I feel validated without my own security detail?"

Wall St. Glitterati

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

IVF Slut

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'My schoolmates voted me, 'Most likely to succeed.''

Typically nouveau-riche - they've bought the house next door as their kids' Wendy House!

"I'm a lot more ambitious than you Dad! I don't just want to be the King of the Jungle, I want to be an emperor!"

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'Great idea you had! Its easy to see why you're the CEO at wealth-management.'

'A Chiswick Fete'

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.