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"Do you mean to say that, for the last fifteen years, we've been trying to keep up with each other?"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"I don't do intimidation"

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

The Burbs

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Wall St. Glitterati

"How can I feel validated without my own security detail?"

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

'My schoolmates voted me, 'Most likely to succeed.''

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

"I'm a lot more ambitious than you Dad! I don't just want to be the King of the Jungle, I want to be an emperor!"

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."

Typically nouveau-riche - they've bought the house next door as their kids' Wendy House!

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'Great idea you had! Its easy to see why you're the CEO at wealth-management.'

'A Chiswick Fete'

Ladies' Mile

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.