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Boy: 'No? Why don't you never treat yourself to no luxuries, Guvner?'

Old mistress accuses young servant girl of imitating her curled hair

"For drinks or dinner?"

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

Wall St. Glitterati

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

"Welcome to serf orientation. Please find your groups and we'll begin with a trust exercise."

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

Classy Dogs.

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

UpperLower Class Pastimes

'A Chiswick Fete'

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."

Scruffy looking man asking whether one should take one's hat into an evening party

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

Ladies' Mile

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

"I shall require many menservants."