Upper-class Aficionado T-Shirts

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Rolls Royce House and Car

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"The filthy rich"

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Introducing: The Business Café- The only high-finance theme restaurant started by three top moguls.

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

Prince.

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

View Down Ladies' Mile

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

"Oh, the economic crisis... when I think of what I've got to part with to keep the Lamborghini, the racehorse and the house in St. Tropez..."

"She was a good turtle."

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.