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"Whoa, solid brass staples. Now this is a classy office!"

Felix Mendelssohn

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Piano Keyboard

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Abacus.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Frederic Chopin

Rolls Royce House and Car

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"The filthy rich"

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

Paul Tortelier.

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

Franz Joseph Haydn

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

Orchestra

Lady having her hair dyed