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'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

Felix Mendelssohn

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Back to school.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Piano Keyboard

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Abacus.

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

Carpet

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Beware of Everything

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

The Lemmings of Montauk

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'He was very big in Vienna.'

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