Class Aficionado Pillows

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

Felix Mendelssohn

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Piano Keyboard

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Abacus.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Carpet

The Lemmings of Montauk

Beware of Everything

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'He was very big in Vienna.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"