Class Distinction Aficionado Pillows

Footman - The Country and the Town

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"No, you don't get incentive pay for Billy Vincent."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

"School is loverly this time of year."

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Fully clothed model being painted by naked artists.

Classy Dogs.

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

'What makes you think you're so smart?'

'Upward mobility: "Hi - I own the train".'

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

Filming Nude in Art Class

"I'm sure your parents won't mind us using white flour. We're making paste."

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

'On The Face Of It.'

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

"Guess who got into Hotchkiss!"

"It was just after we both became Junior School teachers that we decided not to have children of our own."

Racism in the classroom.

Snobbish gentlemen

Costermonger addresses gentleman

Servant reproaching mistress for not knocking before she entered the kitchen

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

A Maid and her Mistress.

"I must not be lazy".

Flunkey explaining to housemaid that he is not accustomed to physical exertion

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."