Class Distinction Aficionado Gifts

Footman - The Country and the Town

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

"No, you don't get incentive pay for Billy Vincent."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

"School is loverly this time of year."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

'Upward mobility: "Hi - I own the train".'

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

Classy Dogs.

'What makes you think you're so smart?'

Filming Nude in Art Class

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

Fully clothed model being painted by naked artists.

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

"I'm sure your parents won't mind us using white flour. We're making paste."

"Guess who got into Hotchkiss!"

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

"It was just after we both became Junior School teachers that we decided not to have children of our own."

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

'On The Face Of It.'

Racism in the classroom.

Snobbish gentlemen

Costermonger addresses gentleman

Servant reproaching mistress for not knocking before she entered the kitchen

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

A Maid and her Mistress.

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

Flunkey explaining to housemaid that he is not accustomed to physical exertion