"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."
First-class Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for your first-class aficionado? Explore our collection of unique, creatively designed products that cater to their love for luxury and excellence. From witty mugs to stylish prints, find a thoughtful gift that celebrates their refined tastes and passion for the finer things in life.
'Upward mobility: "Hi - I own the train".'
Back to school.
'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'
'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'
"I travel Prada whenever I can."
"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"
'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'
"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."
"So what do you do for a living?"
"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."
'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'
A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.
Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap
'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'
"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."
Rolls Royce House and Car
Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission
'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'
"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."
'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'
Party Party!
It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.
"The filthy rich"
"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"
"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."
'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'
William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat
"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."
Introducing: The Business Café- The only high-finance theme restaurant started by three top moguls.
"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."
Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)
Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'
'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'
"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."
First-class Aficionado Gifts Collection
First-class Aficionado Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs perfect for first-class aficionados, combining elegance and wit for their morning brew.
First-class Aficionado Pillows
Explore pillows designed for those with a first-class sensibility, blending luxury and personality into their decor.
First-class Aficionado Prints
Browse our selection of prints that celebrate a first-class lifestyle, perfect for decorating a sophisticated space.
First-class Aficionado T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that match their refined yet fun style, ideal for the first-class aficionado who loves to showcase their taste.