
'On The Face Of It.'
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'On The Face Of It.'
"Stock options for your thoughts."
Archimedes statue with a lever
Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration
'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'
'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"
Sir Edward Elgar
Music Student
I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'
"Some Debussy, Igor."
Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!
Man frozen in portrait pose.
"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"
"Wow, you look sexy today."
'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'
Sergey Rahmaninov
"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."
Moliere
Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.
"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."
"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."
Bleak House
C Day Lewis.
'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'
'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque
Charles Dickens.
"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"
" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."
Violin Romance
'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'
"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."
'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'
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