Classy Aficionado Mugs

"Whoa, solid brass staples. Now this is a classy office!"

Felix Mendelssohn

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Piano Keyboard

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Abacus.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Frederic Chopin

Rolls Royce House and Car

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"The filthy rich"

Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

Lady having her hair dyed

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Violinist

Serenading with a guitar

Orchestra

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"