Upper-class Lifestyle Lovers T-Shirts

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

I told you that kid was spoiled.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

Black Friday

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

Just Married an Oil Baron

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'I do like the moat.'

'I love our decadence!'

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

I know it's unfashionable to say this...but money actually makes me very happy.

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

Teddy, do you really want to be a banker? Roger that. Fat bonuses. Sweet yachts. Vacation villas. You know. The American dream. Where have we gone wrong?

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

"They said you can't take it with you. . . and you believed them?"

'Ah, look...it is Reynard, come to tell us about freedom.'

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

Mythical lake forest.

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'