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'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

Sloaney Pony.

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

Wall St. Glitterati

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

Running on Empty

'A Chiswick Fete'

Ladies' Mile

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

Boy: 'No? Why don't you never treat yourself to no luxuries, Guvner?'

Old mistress accuses young servant girl of imitating her curled hair

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"