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'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

Sloaney Pony.

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Wall St. Glitterati

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

Running on Empty

'A Chiswick Fete'

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

Ladies' Mile

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we rejoined the ladyboys."

Boy: 'No? Why don't you never treat yourself to no luxuries, Guvner?'

Old mistress accuses young servant girl of imitating her curled hair