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"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we rejoined the ladyboys."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Afternoon Tea

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

The Man of Taste.

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Paris Hilton

"And this is where we bottle our rage.

Wall St. Glitterati

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

Various sporting officials think to themselves: '4 years at West Point for this'...'5 years at MIT for this'...'6 years at Julliard for this.'

"Welcome to serf orientation. Please find your groups and we'll begin with a trust exercise."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"Every commodity has an exchange value, which is measured according to the misery of each person...."

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'A Chiswick Fete'

Ladies' Mile

"Yeah? So how large is your carbon footprint?"

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

Old mistress accuses young servant girl of imitating her curled hair

Boy: 'No? Why don't you never treat yourself to no luxuries, Guvner?'

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

'It's lonely at the top, but it's a good lonely.'

The Millionaire's Club