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"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we rejoined the ladyboys."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Afternoon Tea

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

The Man of Taste.

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

"And this is where we bottle our rage.

Wall St. Glitterati

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

"Every commodity has an exchange value, which is measured according to the misery of each person...."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"Welcome to serf orientation. Please find your groups and we'll begin with a trust exercise."

Various sporting officials think to themselves: '4 years at West Point for this'...'5 years at MIT for this'...'6 years at Julliard for this.'

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'A Chiswick Fete'

"Yeah? So how large is your carbon footprint?"

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

Ladies' Mile

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

Boy: 'No? Why don't you never treat yourself to no luxuries, Guvner?'

Old mistress accuses young servant girl of imitating her curled hair

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

The Millionaire's Club

'It's lonely at the top, but it's a good lonely.'

"Can you help me out? I'm a little bit short with my club dues."