High Society Style Admirer T-Shirts

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Sloaney Pony.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Afternoon Tea

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Le Corbusier

'New money or old money?'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Wall St. Glitterati

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

'A Chiswick Fete'

Ladies' Mile

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

Gentlemen do not expose their knees in the metropolis.

Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.

How's My Walking?

Hip hop dude to dog, "Home, boy."

"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we rejoined the ladyboys."

Old mistress accuses young servant girl of imitating her curled hair