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Afternoon Tea

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'New money or old money?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Wall St. Glitterati

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"The trouble is all the men we know are physically perfect."

"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

'A Chiswick Fete'