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'Whatever Bill Gates eats,'

"I just hope you find a man to take you away from all of this."

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I detect an accent – money?"

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Afternoon Tea

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Eric Adams Caricature

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Wall St. Glitterati

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

I'm pinning up next year's chart. You've got high hopes.

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

New York Cab

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."