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"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"For drinks or dinner?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

The Real American Dream

"I detect an accent – money?"

Afternoon Tea

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'New money or old money?'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

Wall St. Glitterati

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"The trouble is all the men we know are physically perfect."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"