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"At the conclusion of this evening's concert, ladies and gentlemen, I'll thank you for not forgetting the tip jar."

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

American Roulette

Afternoon Tea

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Wall St. Glitterati

Bones Reunited

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."

Dave finally figured a way of overcoming his fear of talking to people at networking events.

Sloane Ranger.

'A Chiswick Fete'

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Ladies' Mile

The card room at Bath