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"At the conclusion of this evening's concert, ladies and gentlemen, I'll thank you for not forgetting the tip jar."

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

American Roulette

Afternoon Tea

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

Bones Reunited

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Wall St. Glitterati

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."

Dave finally figured a way of overcoming his fear of talking to people at networking events.

Sloane Ranger.

'A Chiswick Fete'

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Ladies' Mile