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'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"For drinks or dinner?"

Medieval headlines.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Afternoon Tea

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'New money or old money?'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

Wall St. Glitterati

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"Oh my God, I HAVE to touch your hair!"