High Society Mavens Gifts

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Medieval headlines.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Afternoon Tea

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'New money or old money?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Wall St. Glitterati

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'