Modern Mavens Gifts

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Medieval headlines.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"Trigger Warning."

Tracey Emin's work My Bed, alongside Marcel Duchamp's urinal (titled Fountain). Duchamp referred to his works as 'readymades'. Emin's work is 'unmade'.

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

'Hey, lady...this application wants me to PRINT my name but OBVIOUSLY I don't carry my PRINTER with me!'

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Save the Humans.

'There were bound to be some objectors.'

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

Sid the squid was an expert escapologist!

"Wow, wicked! "Killer Whale" is such a cool nickname!"

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

Hairstyle Inspiration

"I've called this meeting to discuss the high level of absenteeism within this company!"

Magazine Section at Shops

'Terrible pile-up. One of the Zimmer frames jack-knifed...'

"I'm camping out here until the new phone comes out."