Manual Mavens Gifts

"Look in the index, surely it has a drain SOMEPLACE!"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"That's a big fat lie!"

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"Call me Ishmael."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

The Nautical Step

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

A pack of icebergs out hunting

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

Racing car drivers on their phones.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"Nowadays, Mr. Lambert, we practice preventive medicine. In laymen's terms, this means I don't do a damn thing until I talk to my lawyer."

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

'The pressure is too great. We want to be transferred out of panacea research.'

'There were bound to be some objectors.'

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

'Thanks for coming in at such short notice Mr Finn. First the good news...your test results have come back...'

Save the Humans.

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'