Diy Mavens Gifts

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Lego Haircut

'I'm an atheist!'

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I envy your metabolism.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

'According to our diagnostic computer, your car wants to have $800 spent on it.'

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

Knitting

"Tex encounters the Knick-Knack Indians."

"You don't want to mess about with that denture fixative rubbish Ethel. You want to get yourself some gasket seal from the motor spares shop."

Top Watch-Winder

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

Epoxymoron

Magazine Section at Shops

'Terrible pile-up. One of the Zimmer frames jack-knifed...'

"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."

"I'm camping out here until the new phone comes out."

"Look mate, for the last time. Your unique cover-all policy doesn't cover your lawnmower!"