Machine Mavens Gifts

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Lego Haircut

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Call me Ishmael."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

The Nautical Step

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

A pack of icebergs out hunting

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

Lightbulb Maker

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'