Machine Mavens Pillows

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Lego Haircut

"Call me Ishmael."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

A pack of icebergs out hunting

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Lightbulb Maker

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

Save the Humans.

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'