Machinery Maven Pillows

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

The end is near

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

Jerk Gene

"Call me Ishmael."

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!'

Reconnaissance reports your email blast to Sales was a direct hit, with acceptable collateral damage in Finance and Accounting.