Machinery Maven T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak the language of machinery mavens—playful, witty designs that showcase their love for engineering and creativity. Comfortable and clever, these tees make a statement.

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'U.S. Manufacturing'

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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system." mockup

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

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'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.' mockup

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

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"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?" mockup

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

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'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!' mockup

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

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'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.' mockup

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

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"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive." mockup

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

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"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?" mockup

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

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"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner." mockup

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

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'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.' mockup

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

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'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.' mockup

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

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'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?' mockup

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

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"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot." mockup

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

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'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!' mockup

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? mockup

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

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'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.' mockup

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

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Man carrying his boss.

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The end is near

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"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback." mockup

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

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The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker. mockup

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

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'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

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'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!' mockup

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

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"Call me Ishmael."

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Jerk Gene

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"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?" mockup

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

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'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!' mockup

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

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'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?' mockup

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

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'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...' mockup

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

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'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!'

'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!' mockup

'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!'

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Reconnaissance reports your email blast to Sales was a direct hit, with acceptable collateral damage in Finance and Accounting.

Reconnaissance reports your email blast to Sales was a direct hit, with acceptable collateral damage in Finance and Accounting. mockup

Reconnaissance reports your email blast to Sales was a direct hit, with acceptable collateral damage in Finance and Accounting.

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'This spider's web proves that you've done no work today!'

'This spider's web proves that you've done no work today!' mockup

'This spider's web proves that you've done no work today!'

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Machinery Maven T-Shirts Collection

Machinery Maven Mugs

Discover more mugs that celebrate machinery lovers and engineers—brighten their day with clever designs and witty slogans that speak to their passion.

Machinery Maven Pillows

Find pillows that add a humorous or inspirational touch to any machinery enthusiast’s space, blending comfort with creative engineering flair.

Machinery Maven Prints

Explore prints that showcase the art of mechanics and innovation—ideal for inspiring creativity and celebrating a love for hardware and engineering.