Marine Maven Gifts

Save the Humans.

Sid the squid was an expert escapologist!

"Wow, wicked! "Killer Whale" is such a cool nickname!"

"Like that?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

"Call me Ishmael."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

The Venerable Bede

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

George Smith Patton

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Mummy was right: - I should've married the dragon...!"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"It's very indoorsy."

Vlad the Employer