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Save the Humans.

Sid the squid was an expert escapologist!

"Wow, wicked! "Killer Whale" is such a cool nickname!"

"Like that?"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Pre-Old Blues

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Call me Ishmael."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

Dronin'

The Venerable Bede

The Nautical Step

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"Mummy was right: - I should've married the dragon...!"

George Smith Patton

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'