Marine Life Maven T-Shirts

"It's true: if I spin around, it acts as a drill..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Captain in a storm

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Food Chain

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"He was a sea rescue."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I blame global warming!'

"The unlucky lemming"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"They're so like us."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"