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Financing Nemo

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Call me Ishmael."

"Now all we need is a good script."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

Poirots of the Caribbean

"We've done volcano and twister. We need another movie about a natural disaster and my first marriage came to mind."

'Responding to viewer sentiment, we have eliminated world news and expanded our entertainment and sports news.'

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

George Smith Patton

'Your script is a completely unimaginitive, hackneyed rag, and therefore we're prepared to pay you top dollar for it.'

"Well, can you squeeze me into a small part in your next movie, Mr Weinberger?"

'I choose what movie I'm going to see based on the politics of the star.'

Cinema nasties

'Is he expecting you?'

Monkey Rejection