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"We tried like hell to get Streisand tickets, but we ended up renting 'Yentl.' "

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

The sunglasses.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Musical genres

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Carbon Dating

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Gondolier

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

The hall of bad ideas.

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Now all we need is a good script."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit