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'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Medieval headlines.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Call me Ishmael."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

The Nautical Step

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Financing Nemo

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

A pack of icebergs out hunting

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

Save the Humans.

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

Dirty Martini.

Sid the squid was an expert escapologist!

"Wow, wicked! "Killer Whale" is such a cool nickname!"

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

"We homeschool."

A life on the ocean wave is better than one at sea...

Psychic powers!

'Terrible pile-up. One of the Zimmer frames jack-knifed...'

"I thought you measured the distance to the ground. I hope Bob's okay."

"It's true: if I spin around, it acts as a drill..."