Marine Mavens Mugs

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Medieval headlines.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Call me Ishmael."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

Financing Nemo

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

A pack of icebergs out hunting

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

Save the Humans.

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

Dirty Martini.

Sid the squid was an expert escapologist!

"Wow, wicked! "Killer Whale" is such a cool nickname!"

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

"We homeschool."

A life on the ocean wave is better than one at sea...

Psychic powers!

'Terrible pile-up. One of the Zimmer frames jack-knifed...'

"I thought you measured the distance to the ground. I hope Bob's okay."

"It's true: if I spin around, it acts as a drill..."

"No offense taken. I don't remember you either."