Motorcycle Mavens Mugs

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

The Cattle show Week.

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'I envy your metabolism.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Racing car drivers on their phones.

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Wall Street .

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

"Are you playing footsie with me?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

Curve in the road

'I know it's not raining. A lot of my ex-clients have a tendency to spit at me.'

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