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"Look in the index, surely it has a drain SOMEPLACE!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Call me Ishmael."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

A pack of icebergs out hunting

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Racing car drivers on their phones.

"Nowadays, Mr. Lambert, we practice preventive medicine. In laymen's terms, this means I don't do a damn thing until I talk to my lawyer."

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

'The pressure is too great. We want to be transferred out of panacea research.'

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

'There were bound to be some objectors.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Save the Humans.

'Thanks for coming in at such short notice Mr Finn. First the good news...your test results have come back...'

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'