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'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Lego Haircut

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'I'm an atheist!'

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I envy your metabolism.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

'According to our diagnostic computer, your car wants to have $800 spent on it.'

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

Knitting

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

"Tex encounters the Knick-Knack Indians."

"You don't want to mess about with that denture fixative rubbish Ethel. You want to get yourself some gasket seal from the motor spares shop."

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If you always take the path of least resistance, you'll never be over the hill!

'Terrible pile-up. One of the Zimmer frames jack-knifed...'

"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."

"Look mate, for the last time. Your unique cover-all policy doesn't cover your lawnmower!"