Magazine Mavens Gifts

Magazine Section at Shops

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'I'm an atheist!'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Who Wore It Best?

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

The Cattle show Week.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"Accepting for..."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Leisure Editor

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Women's and men's magazines.