Magazine Mavens Gifts

Magazine Section at Shops

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'I'm an atheist!'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Who Wore It Best?

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

The Cattle show Week.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"Accepting for..."

Ralph Stanley

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Leisure Editor

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer