Comic Collection Mavens Gifts

'I'm an atheist!'

The Shrinking Dollar.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

The Cattle show Week.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

Do you look like your pet ?

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

Wall Street .

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'