Brand Mavens Gifts

Half our cattle left our ranch and joined the herd on the other side of the ridge! They have no brand loyalty.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'I'm an atheist!'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

The Cattle show Week.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

Do you look like your pet ?

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

Stunning politeness.

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Wall Street .

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!"