Brand Maven Gifts

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

European currency on the edge.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Made in China

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

The Shrinking Dollar.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'