Brand Mavens Pillows

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'I'm an atheist!'

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

The Cattle show Week.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

Do you look like your pet ?

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

Stunning politeness.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Wall Street .

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

"Are you playing footsie with me?"

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'