Media Mavens Gifts

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

Where does the news come from? And where does fake news come from?

"Make my speech so incomprehensible it won't matter if I'm taken out of context."

"Accepting for..."

"They're dividing into three groups, Sire. Infantry, cavalry, and media."

Oprah 2020

I was going to make you a rich woman, but you're done. Fine with me. I don't care what percentage I'll get. I won't let you play with my reputation. I won't let you trade in fake scandal. Perfect. What? We got your anger on videotape. Your redemption is complete. You're back on the air. Even my head is spinning.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'I NEED to KNOW what funky name the media will christen the new decade, to follow the noughties.'

'Because of the spectacular nature of your crime, you'll probably do Time. And Newsweek and People.'

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

News of the World

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Reporter #6: television.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Fifty shades of Leveson.